I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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