Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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