Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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