champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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