People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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