You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just want nice things and good sex
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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