So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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