hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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