i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
