Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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