new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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