he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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