I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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