He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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