Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
