Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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