so explain again why im purple
no
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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