You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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