So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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