okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He felt like a one man threesome
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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