And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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