Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
