whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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