the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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