didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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