Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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