used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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