fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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