Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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