i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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