I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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