Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
