i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
