Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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