I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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