i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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