My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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