R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
what day is it and did you see me today?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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