think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Randomize
