i just google imaged poop.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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