You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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