I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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