Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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