Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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