weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
