Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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