And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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