he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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