North Korea, Best Korea!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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