Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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